February 2012
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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“god i just really love colors. and lines. omg lines. i love lines.”
– me every day in art class
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“nibble his balls”
– every issue of cosmo (via brooksoglesby)
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me: hi
jason segel: hi nice to meet you
me: i love your work, can i have a hug
jason segel: thank you, and absolutely
me: goes in for hug, turns it into grinding against his body
jason segel: what are you doing
me:
me:
me:
jason segel:
me: what
Anonymous asked: you have some balls to post your sizes and stuff. i commend you.
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brittgoesbang replied to your post: can i just vent about how frustrating it is to…
Jessie I love you
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Marshall had become addicted to creating songs...
Early 90's video games: "Do this because kidnapped princesses."
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can i just vent about how frustrating it is to find clothes that fit and look nice on me? i’ve noticed lately how i only really wear a few outfits, even with a packed closet of clothes, because those are the only ones i feel good in. it’s incredibly frustrating being considered too fat to look good in clothes meant for size 4’s, but also too thin to fit into plus size clothes. i...
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Watchimperialbedrooms:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love...
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excelsior-nigga:
Ain’t no party like a Newton’s First Law party ‘cause a Newton’s First Law party don’t stop
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noevilliveon replied to your post: OWWWWWW
this is why you are mine <3